Thursday, November 15, 2007

milk or beer? why choose one when you can have both?

Many of you have scoffed at us because of our faith in alternative medicine. We've heard the laughter as we administer our tinctured treatments from those tiny droppers; we've remained undeterred by the jibes about apple cider vinegar baths or avoiding red and yellow food dyes; and endured the countless jokes about a squirrel and a metal rod. Our homeopath's latest prescription for Jenny is by far my favorite. There's no telling what a bottle of beer before each feeding will do for milk production, but you can't beat the beer breath! Since Zoe gets what mom eats in one form or another, I suggested we dispense with a few steps of the process and try a more direct approach. She's had a steady diet of non- alcoholic beer today and things seem better, but we're out of pretzels.

5 comments:

Ads said...

You guys take apple cider vinegar baths??? Hmmmmm...

Bunna & Biff said...

you and yer dumb RSS feed. i hadn't even finished the post. i had to watch The Office.

Seymour Glass said...

now there's a couple of pictures you guys won't regret when little Z is in high school partying it up and you're trying to tell her to be good...

Alicen said...

http://s60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Alicenbateman/?action=view¤t=Picture027.jpg

Hmmmm Biff, this looks all too familiar. Spencer thinks this is your first beer rendezvous...oh no, oh no.

p.s. I don't know if this picture link will work, I'm extremely computer challenged.

Alicen said...

[IMG]http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Alicenbateman/Picture027.jpg[/IMG] testing.